Rider: Uncle Colis
Bike: Bianchi Project 7

The P7 is one tough machine and being the first 29" mountain bike, is very rare indeed. Colis slams this bike around mercilessly, and it continues to perform beyond expectation. His insatiable hatred for the newspaper vending machine at Denny's inspires him to slam the bike onto it--keep in mind this bike was hand-made in Italy and has an equally rare 29" RockShox fork.

Verdict: Rock out with your cock out.